The reason I've made this blog is because the stuff that my little 7 year old brother says is so out of the ordinary I felt the need to blog about it . Some of the stuff that comes out of this kids mouth is so ridiculous your not gonna believe it. Below I have made a compilation of all of the stuff that he says on a daily basis. Also I will continue to post more as he says them
1)"Why can't any black people that I know swim?"
2)"How come they don't make the quarter dollar anymore."
3)"Hey dad. Can spacemen see me shower from space."
4)We were in the car and he goes, "Woah, that guy has a really big trophy." followed by my other brother saying, "Matt, that's a tuba..."
5)Our family was playing a poker game. My brother does not even know how to play poker but he was sitting at the poker table. When another one of my brothers was deciding what to do, randomly he goes, "Here's a friendly piece of advice, DON'T FOLD!"
6)"You're a gay."
7)"I'm very attached to my weiner."
8)"I won't tell you the infornation about raznoli, I've already said too much"
9)As we drove by a temple being let out he says, "Why are those people wearing bowls on their heads."
10)Over the weekend, We went up to Stratton over the weekend to go skiing as a family. He skied through the terrain park without taking anything. When he gets to the end he goes, "Dad! Dad! I did a triple mcdougle in the train park.
11)"When your allergic to dairy, you are blacktoast intolerant."
12)We were playing video games, and he goes "Congratulations.. "You just stole a kill from a second grader."
13)"When are we gonna go to the plane station"
14)When describing an rv, he called it a "House Bus"
15)"Why don't they just make a car have 24 wheel drive"
This blog was inspired by the website:
http://shitmydadsays.com/
I will continue to add more posts as I can think of them and as he says more. Please comment on what you think about these quotes. Tell me what you think. If you like this blog then feel free to email it to your friends or family
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